S2E15: Wedding Prep

Oh my cosmic stars, have you heard the fantastic news about brother Marduk? He’s totally planning to tie the knot with Sereth Sarpanitu! Like, can you believe it? A so-called god from the royal lineage is finding love outside our false divine clique. This is, like, next-level exciting and it gives me so much hope that Anunnaki and humans can totally vibe together in both heart and mission.
I am so excited with this…

I’ve set my mind to planning a wedding the likes of which Nibiru has never seen. Marduk and Sarpanitu shall be spoken of for generations, for millennia, as the couple who heralded a new age of understanding. I’ve already got this itch to craft the most gorgeous flower crowns and ivy tendrils to deck out the bride. No way are we letting Enlil’s gloomy ceremonies crash this joyous shindig!

I’ll call upon musicians from every corner of human pocket cities, and they’ll drop some mind-blowing beats. And don’t even get me started on the dancers – they’re going to make the Euphrates River look stiff with their smooth moves. The feast? Oh, girl, it’s going to be a wild ride of flavors – think succulent meats seasoned to perfection, sweets that’d give gold a run for its money, and wines and ales flowing ’til the sun takes a chill pill three times!

My ultimate dream here? Is that by showering this day with beauty and pure celebration, we can finally mend the rift between hearts that have been apart for way too long. It’s all about showcasing that love can seriously break down all the walls – whether you’re Human, Anunnaki or hardcore Enlil fans. When those wedding bells chime, it’ll be like a cosmic symphony for our world, birthing a new era of understanding. Marduk and Sarpanitu are going to be the OG lovebirds that plant the seeds of unity.

I’m, like, putting my entire spirit behind this vision. The plans are underway, so let’s just ride this wave of joy and bask in the radiant future ahead! Our bro isn’t just looking for a bride; he’s aiming for a whole new era – and we’re totally gonna deliver both, fam!

Oh my stars, let me tell you about the dreams that filled my head last night! I woke up with this crazy vision of lavender and roses twirling around in my mind. I saw pure beauty, like… soaring on peacock feathers. As I came back to reality, this wild idea hit me – what if we brought back that antigravitational sail thing my mom used to balance Kingu’s mass? And those super handy sonic stone lifters that Uncle Abgal rocks? Seriously, so many cool ideas, I can’t even!

A floating garden! The hanging gardens of Babylon! Sound nifty?
Imagine all the lush and gorgeous plants from every corner of Earth coming together to celebrate the fusion of two worlds. You’d have lilies from the land of pyramids chillin’ with orchids from the Indus Valley and Mohenjo Settlement. Trillium from the far west making pals with peonies from the Far East – it’s like a natural wonderland up in here! And don’t even get me started on the fruits from the tropical isles south of here – you could pick ’em straight from the vine!

At the heart of it all, this epic ziggurat would stand tall, decked out in greenery. Ivy and honeysuckle would casually climb up its gleaming stone, like it’s no big deal. From every level, you’d get views that are out of this world – a hanging paradise, no cares about pesky laws of ground or sky. Birds could nest in peace between the blossoms, getting tipsy on their perfume.
Seriously, if you can dream it, you can do it.
I’m gonna hit up Abgal at the crack of dawn to spill the beans on levitation secrets for this pure masterpiece. Imagine the joy it’ll bring Sarpanitu to marry amidst this lush, floating Earth tribute! What could symbolize unity better than this?

Okay, it’s time for a little planning before the big work begins. My fingers are buzzing with excitement for this – a garden that’s gonna take flight!

As morning’s light rouses the Earth with her golden kiss, my thoughts return to visions of the floating gardens. Over kindred and grain, I’ve pondered the deeper magic this spectacle shall weave.
A garden that shrugs off terrestrial limits to embrace air and sun – what symbol could better represent the unions we celebrate? In the blest joining of Marduk and Sarpanitu, two that were “separate” now lift together in mutual orbit. As flowers found home in foreign soil now find common ground, so too shall our peoples in this pairing see past surface to the soul within.
It is my hope that amid boughs suspended in Heaven, all who bear witness will perceive: As roots sink deep and yet reach ever skyward, so too our destinies are entwined though journeys differ. We have each sprung from Hallowed Ground, and to it all shall return, richly fertilized.

So, here’s the scoop, my peeps – I’ve totally made up my mind! We’re not going down that stuffy, rule-bound path of Anu’s old-school traditions for this day. Nah, we’re going full-on Earth and Moon vibes, celebrating the super sacred connection between two lovebirds who are seriously inseparable. Picture this: a groovy natural bower, the sky as their celestial sanctuary, and the sun as their cosmic flame in a centralized altar, where Marduk and his boo are going to promise their love forever and ever.
By centering the sacred on life and devotion unrestrained, may all perceive: Our task, dear Sarpanitu and Marduk, is not to own each other but lift each on wing; not possession but service; not rivalry’s games but harmony’s dance. This shall your union herald to our worlds.

Oh, and let me tell you, I’m buzzing with excitement about all the prep! Every little detail in those floating gardens is going to symbolize the dawn of a whole new era. When Sarpanitu and Marduk get drenched in waters from all over, it’s like they’re washing away all those past squabbles. And their clothes? They’re made from threads contributed by everyone, showing how they’re weaving all these different strands into one awesome tapestry.

Those leafy crowns and viney rings? They’re shouting to the universe that their love is planting the seeds of hope for everyone to find shelter in each other’s arms. The wooden rings joining at the heart? Nature’s way of saying their love is legit. Hand in hand, they’re gonna climb that ziggurat with flowers flying around them like they’re taking off on wings. At the tippy-top, they’ll promise to lift each other up through all the ups and downs.
And when they lock lips for the first time as a married duo, the music’s gonna be, like, outta this world. Every instrument handcrafted from different lands is gonna serenade them. And we, the whole crew, we’re not singing some victory song, but a gratitude jam. We’re thanking the universe that, in this beautiful union, the spirit of unity is, like, totally shining a light on our tough road ahead.
I’ve put a lot of thought into these symbolic choices because, my friends, this day marks the beginning of a brand new era – the era of humans! So, let those flower petals rain down and bless the journey that lies ahead for us all!